Product Lore
Your parents? Dead.
Your hometown? Gone.
Your mentor? Betrayed you.
Your will to live? Just enough to fuel vengeance.
Sound familiar? Of course—because in D&D, if your backstory isn’t Shakespeare-level tragic, did you even roll a character?
This shirt says what your character sheet is already screaming.
Every D&D table has one:
- The brooding barbarian whose family was killed by goblins
- The warlock whose patron also destroyed their village
- The paladin who swore an oath to a god that ghosted them
And the DM? Just nodding along, mentally trashing 90% of your tragic prologue—because, let’s be real, the party is just gonna murderhobo and fight over pocket loot.
- Wear your character sheet on your chest.
- Let the world know you’ve suffered (or at least your character has).
- Preemptively mock the inevitable DM sigh when you hand over a three-page backstory.
Your backstory was written in blood.
Your fate? Sealed in dice rolls.
Your future? Probably ignored for a side quest about chickens.
But at least you can wear this shirt as a badge of honor.
The real tragedy? You don’t own it yet. Grab yours before your edge dulls.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
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Mage Against the Machine - Wizard Tee
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Anarcho-Dungeonism Tee
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Beyond the Gates of Death Tee
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Let customers speak for us
Dungeonwave is rad. I picked up several shirts from this release because I couldn’t help myself. Miss me with that
Surprisingly well crafted sticker
Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
Love my baba yaga shirt, can’t wait to wear it to D&D
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
Old Xoblob Shop, Waterdeep Tee
Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.
My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.
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