Product Lore
Your parents? Dead.
Your hometown? Gone.
Your mentor? Betrayed you.
Your will to live? Just enough to fuel vengeance.
Sound familiar? Of course—because in D&D, if your backstory isn’t Shakespeare-level tragic, did you even roll a character?
This shirt says what your character sheet is already screaming.
Every D&D table has one:
- The brooding barbarian whose family was killed by goblins
- The warlock whose patron also destroyed their village
- The paladin who swore an oath to a god that ghosted them
And the DM? Just nodding along, mentally trashing 90% of your tragic prologue—because, let’s be real, the party is just gonna murderhobo and fight over pocket loot.
- Wear your character sheet on your chest.
- Let the world know you’ve suffered (or at least your character has).
- Preemptively mock the inevitable DM sigh when you hand over a three-page backstory.
Your backstory was written in blood.
Your fate? Sealed in dice rolls.
Your future? Probably ignored for a side quest about chickens.
But at least you can wear this shirt as a badge of honor.
The real tragedy? You don’t own it yet. Grab yours before your edge dulls.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
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Mage Against the Machine - Wizard Tee
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Anarcho-Dungeonism Tee
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Beyond the Gates of Death Tee
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Let customers speak for us
This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
Love the shop and all the designs. I wish some more came in 5x, but the 4x seems to be okay for now.
Love the design, perfect because my next character is going to be a paladin
I love ring-spun cotton! Not every design is for me, so I get extra happy when one that suits me also feels good to wear.
Love the shirt and the detail! I didn’t even notice the dice in the cup until I received it.
Love this shirt! I can’t wait to get more.
Great shirt, love it!
Hell yeah brother. I’m known in my friend group to be hella lefty. This shirt got a big pop at my table.
T-shirts for people with torsos. For real - they're actually long enough and don't ride up all crazy if you happen to have equipment up top. True to size or maybe even a little bit roomy. Nice, soft, material - high quality graphic that isn't all stiff and cracked like it was applied with crazy glue. Will definitely be ordering from here again.
Great high quality tshirt with a print that everyone should heed. I love it
Would definitely buy here again
My wife loves the shirt!
Love the store, super niche and cool designs drawn and worn. I'll be scooping up things for my table here.
Stumbled upon the shirt, and got it together with a couple other sweet bits of loot. Excellent service for a cool shirt.
Colors are awesome
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