Product Lore
The year is 1984.
Parents are terrified. Pastors are preaching fire and brimstone. News anchors warn that dice are a gateway to damnation.
Meanwhile, in dimly lit basements, kids are having the times of their lives.
The Satanic Panic t-shirt captures the paranoia, hysteria, and absurdity of the 1980s moral crusade against Dungeons & Dragons. The headlines screamed “D&D is corrupting the youth.” Now, decades later, we see they were right but we don't gaf.
This isn’t just a design. It’s history. It’s satire. It’s a flex.
Back in the 80s, they burned books and banned dice. Now, we wear the panic like a badge of honor.
Wear this shirt and let them know the game never stopped. The devil didn't win. And yeah, we’re still ready to play.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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Let customers speak for us
Dungeonwave is rad. I picked up several shirts from this release because I couldn’t help myself. Miss me with that
Surprisingly well crafted sticker
Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
Love my baba yaga shirt, can’t wait to wear it to D&D
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
Old Xoblob Shop, Waterdeep Tee
Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.
My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...