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Satanic Panic Tee

Satanic Panic Tee

This design would be locked away forever on February 28th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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Colors: White
T-Shirt Sizes
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Comfort Colors 1717)

Size

Width (across)

Length

Sleeve (center back)
S 18.25" 26.625" 16.25
M 20.25" 28" 17.75
L 22" 29.375" 19
XL 24" 30.75" 20.5
2XL 26" 31.625" 21.75
3XL 27.75" 32.5" 23.25
4XL 29.75" 33.5" 24.625

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.

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Product Lore

The year is 1984.

Parents are terrified. Pastors are preaching fire and brimstone. News anchors warn that dice are a gateway to damnation.

Meanwhile, in dimly lit basements, kids are having the times of their lives.

The Satanic Panic t-shirt captures the paranoia, hysteria, and absurdity of the 1980s moral crusade against Dungeons & Dragons. The headlines screamed “D&D is corrupting the youth.” Now, decades later, we see they were right but we don't gaf.

This isn’t just a design. It’s history. It’s satire. It’s a flex.

Back in the 80s, they burned books and banned dice. Now, we wear the panic like a badge of honor.

Wear this shirt and let them know the game never stopped. The devil didn't win. And yeah, we’re still ready to play.

From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2

The grunge era never died—it just got lost in the haze of a smoke-filled tavern, waiting for the right riff to bring it back. Now it’s kicking down the dungeon door with loose-fitting combat boots, louder, rawer, and rolling with advantage.

Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 2 cranks the distortion to max, fusing epic fantasy with ‘90s grunge rebellion in a way that hits harder than a half-orc's reckless attack (pre-nerf.)

Not every hero wears plate mail—some wear flannel and steel-toed boots.
Not every bard sings ballads—some scrawl dungeon maps in the margins of old setlists.
Not every adventurer seeks glory—some just want one more gig, one last roll, one final chord before the lights go out.

This collection is for the misfits who battle their demons (literal or otherwise), roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know every campaign is just an experience waiting to be made into an emotion-filled rock album.

Your next adventure starts now. Roll for rebellion.

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