Smite First Ask Questions Never - Paladin Tee
Smite First Ask Questions Never - Paladin Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
Archive Reel: RR-SFAQN-02
Scene: Holy Overreaction
Filed under: Divine Certainty / Vengeance / Consequences
The mystery had layers.
The paladin had a sword.
Only one of those made it into the final report.
This broadcast fragment shows a grinning holy crusader charging through the ruins of an unknown hellscape with blade raised, fallen devils in his wake. His smile, like his smite, is radiant. The investigation phase has been canceled in the face of holy vengeance.
The Archive logged a strong resonance spike here: certainty, volume, and righteousness that made nuance flee the room.
Every table has this moment: The suspicious and a-little-too-cool npc starts monologuing. The DM is clearly setting the hooks. Then the wrong three words are uttered. The guy who swore an oath of vengeance is a hammer and that npc is suddenly looking a lot like a nail. The DMs planned encounter turns into a percussion section.
Was it wise? Hard to say.
Was it memorable? Absolutely.
This one is for the player who believes questions are for the ones who clean up after initiative. For the oath-bound problem solver on a holy mission and excellent posture. For the one who sees darkness, points at it, and lights it up with it with a smile.
Printed on oathbound black cotton. Bone-devil-pale ink. Unisex fit. Divine oath pending.
Claim the relic. Smite first. Let the clerics and scholars sort the details later.
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