Product Lore
From the Astral Sea to the Abyss, the riffs are cosmic, the vibes are chaotic, and the audience? Mind flayers, archmages, and at least one confused gelatinous cube.
Your favorite band of arcane misfits is plane-hopping through the Great Wheel, bringing pure, spell-slinging, face-melting magic to the multiverse.
And if you think Scorching Ray is just an attack spell, you’ve clearly never seen a bard use it for encore pyrotechnics.
Your Backstage Pass to Pure Chaos
- For spellcasters who live for the drama, power, and reckless spell slots
- For players who believe in the magic of nat 20s and nostalgia
- For anyone who knows Bigby’s Hand is great for backwards crowd-surfing
Inspired by early '90s world tour tees, this design celebrates grunge, spell-jamming legends, and the most chaotic gig in the planes.
Get yours before the tour hits Mechanus and the whole thing gets shut down.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
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Mage Against the Machine - Wizard Tee
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Anarcho-Dungeonism Tee
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Beyond the Gates of Death Tee
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Love the design and the soft fabric. I was ish it came in 5xl, but the 4xl seems to fit pretty okay, just a little snug, but I'm sure I'll feel better after a few washes.
Great shirt!
It took no time to get my items to the point I was surprised when they showed up.
Very soft, loved the graphic!
Reality is Negotiable - Wizard Tee
My friend said it fit great and the fabric was super soft! Screen printing seemed high quality. Overall super pleased with it!
The colors pop so sharply from the black fabric. I nearly wept when I first saw the shirt as it reminded me of the times I was lost for words when trying to soothe those in mourning. Wearing the shirt helps give me catharsis for myself and my failures while inspiring me to be what the aggrieved near me need me to be.
I play a paladin and I smite first, ask no questions. This old tyme theme sells itself.
I cannot get enough of this product line. Was feeling like i needed to be that killer DM.
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
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