• Stalchildren Fake Grunge Zelda inspired Black Unisex T-shirt
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Stalchildren Band Tee

Stalchildren Band Tee

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Colors: Black
T-Shirt Sizes
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Gildan 2000)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve (center back)
S 18" 28" 15.125"
M 20" 29" 16.5"
L 22" 30" 18"
XL 24" 31" 19.5"
2XL 26" 32" 21"
3XL 28" 33 22.375"
4XL 30" 34" 23.625"
5XL 32" 35" 25"

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
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Product Lore

Meet the Stalchildren, the ultimate band of underworld misfits, crawling out of the cursed fields and straight onto the nearest stage. Inspired by classic 90s grunge and heavy rock merch, this shirt brings you that stalfos vibe with a side of “I only come out at night” energy. Perfect for those who like their musicians as eternal as 90's grunge.

Wear it like you were front row in the cursed land of the dead.

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Very soft, and the print is not sticky

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Great shirt! Feels great looks great, and I received the shirt in a timely manner.

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