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Bardic Lore - DnD Club Ringer Tee

Bardic Lore - DnD Club Ringer Tee

This design would be locked away forever on December 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

Regular price $28.00 USD
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Color: Beige
Size
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Important: It's recommended to size up if you like a looser fit.

Ringer tee Size guide

Size Label Length Width
S 28 19
M 29 20 ½
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

Product Details

Recovered from a collapsed mallplane, circa late 1980s to early 90s.
These shirts were once worn by dreamers, bards, and clerics of summer - those who told the truth and played the soundtrack.
Now reforged for new sessions.

Design Notes:

  • Contrast trim sleeves + collar for high-signal edge
  • Crew neck, rib-bound
  • Relaxed fit - sits easy, moves like a memory
  • Soft-washed for everyday wear and field-ready comfort
  • Best suited for relics with heavy nostalgia, band-style insignias, or corrupted slogans

Specifications:

  • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²)
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Gray: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Yarn: 32 singles (light + smooth)
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label (because labels are for artifacts, not people)

A favorite of rogue archivists, psionic slackers, and those who remember the arcade codes by heart.
This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s signal camouflage from a time that still echoes.

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Product Lore

Session Entry: CLB-LR3-03
Subject Type: Bard-class Temporal Displacement
Filed under: Club / Lore / Bard

The plan was solid.
The map was drawn.
And then the Bard spoke.
Told a story that didn’t happen, rolled a nat 20, and suddenly the guards were crying.

Bards change the vibe before they change the outcome.
They seduce the dragon. Befriend the villain. Convince the cursed sword to open up emotionally.
They’ve got three spells memorized and twenty voices in their pocket.
The room shifts when they talk.
Half the party’s annoyed. The other half’s in love.
That’s power.

This shirt was recovered from a locker covered in stickers, glitter, and suspicious watermelon lipgloss.
The notes stitched inside weren’t lyrics - they were hit point tallies and breakup lines.
It belonged to the one who rolled more dice in downtime than combat.
And somehow saved the whole session anyway.

"Never took notes. Remembered everything."
- Club Log, stained with ink and cherry coke
"Sang during initiative. No one minded."
- Scrawled in the margins by session notes

Inspired by the Hellfire Club tees from Stranger Things