Product Lore
Session Entry: MM-SKHS-06
Subject Type: Paladin-class Holiday Grace
Filed under: Pun-ishment / Rest / Smitten
The undead don’t honor holy days (ghosts of Christmas excluded.)
No peace. No stillness. No snow days. Just clawing, whispering rot.
But this holy knight remembers.
He remembers the hymns.
He remembers the solemn vows.
And when the time come... he'll remind the wicked.
Without a word, he arrives beneath a broken star and draws steel in the name of the light.
He allows himself a moment of silent respite, sword buried in the defeated dead,
as snow gently falls clean upon the wreckage.
There's still time to make it home before the festivities.
“He didn’t pray.
He didn’t boast.
He just lit the way.”
- Recovered from a witness ledger, burned at the edge
For paladins, clerics, knights, and anyone who’s ever held the line when they were off-duty.
Recite the oath.
Finish the fight.
Then go home.
From November 2025 - Midwinter Mayhem
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