Sorcerer Magic - DnD Club Ringer Tee

Session Entry: CLB-MGC-06
Subject Type: Sorcerer-class Temporal Displacement
Filed under: Magic / Sorcerer/ Dragonblood

Some people train.
Some people pray.
The Sorcerer just woke up like this.
Too much magic.
Nowhere safe to put it.
That's somebody else's problem.

Sorcerers don’t cast spells - they sneeze them.
Wild Magic surges when they breathe.
They say "I cast Fireball," and you hear "I dare the gods to stop me."
The party stays 10 feet back, minimum.
And it's never far enough.

This relic was recovered mid-explosion.
Edges frayed. Print warped. Still glowing faintly.
The player who wore it didn’t take notes.
Always had a plan but never shared it with the party.
Didn’t explain anything.
They just rolled, laughed, and left a crater.

"Didn’t prepare or pay attention to the situation. Said they’d just ‘feel it out.’"
- DM, visibly sweating
"She cast Fly once. Never came back down."
- Party logbook, page torn out

Inspired by the Hellfire Club tees from Stranger Things. 
*The Sorcerer class was first published around the year 2,000. Mike told Will he was like a Sorcerer - in 1980 something. Did you really think we wouldn't notice??