Reject Modernity - Druid Tee
Reject Modernity - Druid Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
They build their cities like they'll last forever. Stack stone on stone and call it safety.
But you know better. You hear it in the wind, smell it in the rot, feel it in the soil: everything ends, as it will begin again.
Life feeds on death. Growth demands decay. The cycle never breaks—it only turns.
They speak of control, of dominion. But it is they who rot in place, clinging to illusions of permanence like moths burning in the flame that draws them. You are not their gardener. You are the soil, the thorn, the fire.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a vow to embrace the balance of the cycles of life.
This design is inspired by the original D&D book art, the grim stillness of old forests, and the cold wisdom of those who stand outside the rise and fall of empires.
Reject modernity. Embrace balance.
Only the balanced remain.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
The world has forgotten its way.
This is an age of noise, crippling comfort, packaged convenience- an era of flexible truths and hollow idols. But there are those who remember... The blade. The magic. The oath. The wild. These are not relics. They are reminders.
Reject Modernity is a rallying cry for the outsiders, the myth-chasers, the dungeon-crawlers who still believe in grit, glory, and something that doesn't parade itself as progress while it hollows you out.
Every design in this series speaks to a creed- barbaric, arcane, divine, honor. Each one calls back to a time before systems locked our spirits in chains. A time when power meant sacrifice, honor meant everything, and survival meant conviction.
This isn't nostalgia. This is rebellion.
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The shirt material is a lot softer than I was expecting and the print quality looks great! The design caught my eye on Instagram and I'm glad I pulled the trigger on it before it's gone. I'm really looking forward to wearing this one for future game sessions.
Great product, good detail and material. Not a 5 because it was a bit shorter in the length than expected.
I love these Reject Modernity tees, but I wish there was an "Embrace Modernity" tee for the artificers among us.
Amazing quality and stellar customer service!
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from 689 reviews
These are my favorite shirts ever, I think I have to get them all
Super rad shirt. Recipient told me tonight how soft it was.
Excellent design, fits comfortably.
Love it
Awesome shirt. This was a gift for our group’s fighter. She’s a badass, and she didn’t mention it, but I would’ve loved an option with a female fighter pictured on the tee shirt. 🤷🏻♂️ She still loves it.
Amazing art on a high-quality T-shirts, couldn’t be better 👍
You Rock!
Great items. Arrived quickly and as expected without issues.
Loved it!
Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee
perfect fit!
I love this jacket. It would be perfect for cos-play. I don't cos-play. 🤣 I get some many compliments, when wearing this cool jacket.
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
Really cool artwork and really soft material!
Fantastic service
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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