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Session Entry: DD-LGFT-07
Subject Type: Hipster Farmer-Class Reframing
Filed under: Harvest / Evil / Full Moon Ritual
Fresh from the rot beneath your feet.
Everyone loves the idea of a wholesome harvest. Golden light, ripe pumpkins, food that nourishes. But nature doesn’t care about your idealism. It feeds on blood, bone, and the things you thought were buried.
Under every fertile field is decomposing organic matter. This druid knows. She put the corpses there. She speaks to the soil- not with reverence, but with spite. She doesn’t respect the cycle. She exploits it. She doesn’t bless the crops. She curses them.
This design captures a cursed autumn ritual: an evil druid hovering above a scarecrow in a pumpkin patch, arms outstretched under a cursed, swollen harvest moon. A boneyard sleeps beneath the gourds.
Wearing this marks you as someone who knows the truth behind the harvest. You’re not fooled by the pie and cider aesthetic. You understand the old ways- the ones whispered through red-black soil and fed with marrow. You don’t just farm. You put the cult in cultivate.
Printed on cursed-soil-black cotton. Unisex fit. Seasonally haunted.
Claim the relic. Blight the land.
The roots are ready.
And the table... is set.
From September 2025 - Danger & Darkness
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