• Locally Grown Farm to Table Evil Druid D&D T-shirt
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Locally Grown Farm to Table - Evil Druid Tee

Locally Grown Farm to Table - Evil Druid Tee

This design would be locked away forever on September 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Gildan 2000)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve (center back)
S 18" 28" 15.125"
M 20" 29" 16.5"
L 22" 30" 18"
XL 24" 31" 19.5"
2XL 26" 32" 21"
3XL 28" 33 22.375"
4XL 30" 34" 23.625"
5XL 32" 35" 25"

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
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Product Lore

Session Entry: DD-LGFT-07
Subject Type: Hipster Farmer-Class Reframing
Filed under: Harvest / Evil / Full Moon Ritual

Fresh from the rot beneath your feet.

Everyone loves the idea of a wholesome harvest. Golden light, ripe pumpkins, food that nourishes. But nature doesn’t care about your idealism. It feeds on blood, bone, and the things you thought were buried.

Under every fertile field is decomposing organic matter. This druid knows. She put the corpses there. She speaks to the soil- not with reverence, but with spite. She doesn’t respect the cycle. She exploits it. She doesn’t bless the crops. She curses them.

This design captures a cursed autumn ritual: an evil druid hovering above a scarecrow in a pumpkin patch, arms outstretched under a cursed, swollen harvest moon. A boneyard sleeps beneath the gourds.


Wearing this marks you as someone who knows the truth behind the harvest. You’re not fooled by the pie and cider aesthetic. You understand the old ways- the ones whispered through red-black soil and fed with marrow. You don’t just farm. You put the cult in cultivate.

Printed on cursed-soil-black cotton. Unisex fit. Seasonally haunted.


Claim the relic. Blight the land.

The roots are ready.

And the table... is set.

From September 2025 - Danger & Darkness

The people speak of rest. Of peace.
Of soft earth, closed eyes, and quiet ends.

But there are times when graves don’t hold.
When oaths break like rotten wood.
When the harvest is not wheat- but blood and bone.
When the dead and the damned parade through the streets, on the hunt for their tricks and their treats.

You can hear it between the flickering of flames from your torches.
The scrape of rusted steel.
The rattle of teeth in a loose jaw.
The laughter of things with no earthly voice.

In the once hallowed halls of the ancient crypt, your torch passes something carved into the wall.

A warning from previous explorers?
Ancient text, telling the story of this place?
A rune-carved magical trap?
It says simply, "No Days Off"

To wear these relics is to join the parade.
Not as prey. As witness.

The weight of candlelight in cathedral air.
The scent of pumpkins rotting under a red moon.
The echo of betrayal clinging to knight’s steel.

These pieces aren’t costumes.
They’re living memory in stitched form.

Claim your relics before the parade begins.
Or stand in silence as they march past your door.

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