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Midwinter Depression - S.A.D. Awareness Tee

Midwinter Depression - S.A.D. Awareness Tee

This design would be locked away forever on November 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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Color: Black
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  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Comfort Colors 1717)

Size

Width (across)

Length

Sleeve (center back)
S 18.25" 26.625" 16.25
M 20.25" 28" 17.75
L 22" 29.375" 19
XL 24" 30.75" 20.5
2XL 26" 31.625" 21.75
3XL 27.75" 32.5" 23.25
4XL 29.75" 33.5" 24.625

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
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Product Lore

Session Entry: MM-MDSAD-01
Subject Type: Seasonal-class Affliction Awareness
Filed under: Winter Blues / Anguish / Vitamin D

You know the season.
The sun sets before the session starts.
The dice feel heavy. The party drifts. Even the ale tastes like it's flat.

Charisma drops. Wisdom checks fail. The Archive calls it Midwinter Depression - the curse that hits when the last candle of joy flickers out.

The rumor is that this relic was worn by players who laughed in the dark and kept rolling despite the numbers.

When you wear it, you’re not just naming the weight of midwinter blues - you’re transmuting it. The table becomes therapy. The laughter becomes light.

Screened in deep void black with archival ink. Limited reissue from the Midwinter Mayhem collection.

Wear it as confession. Wear it for a wisdom save bonus.
The frost comes for all of us - but you can still roll in the dark.

From November 2025 - Midwinter Mayhem

Every year it creeps in.
The frost.
The false cheer.
The cursed carols echoing through the tavern square.
You swore last year was the last time you'd run that snowy one-shot.
But now the fire's crackling. Your party's gathering.
And something wicked jingles in the dark.

The Yule goblins are restless.
The traps are gift-wrapped.
And the boss comes with crazed, feral reindeer with two rows of teeth.

Your inventory is full of regrets - and one suspiciously glowing snow globe.
The only way out is through.
Prepare for snowdrifts, sleigh crashes, dice frozen to the table, holiday puns, and eldritch fruitcake.

 

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