Reject Modernity - Dungeon Master Tee
Reject Modernity - Dungeon Master Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
The world doesn’t build itself. It must be shaped. Named. Remembered.
You are not the hero. You are the frame. The fire. The voice beneath the voice. While others chase gold and glory, you conjure meaning from silence.
You breathe life into maps, into lore, into the consequences no one else sees coming.
This is the creed of the Dungeon Master.
You hold no sword. You wear no crown. But nothing moves unless you say so.
Let them forget the effort. Let them remember the world.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a tribute to the ones behind the screen.
This design is inspired by original D&D book art, forgotten session notes, and the mythic labor of those who build the story so others can walk through it.
Reject modernity. Embrace creation.
Only the worldbuilder remains.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
The world has forgotten its way.
This is an age of noise, crippling comfort, packaged convenience- an era of flexible truths and hollow idols. But there are those who remember... The blade. The magic. The oath. The wild. These are not relics. They are reminders.
Reject Modernity is a rallying cry for the outsiders, the myth-chasers, the dungeon-crawlers who still believe in grit, glory, and something that doesn't parade itself as progress while it hollows you out.
Every design in this series speaks to a creed- barbaric, arcane, divine, honor. Each one calls back to a time before systems locked our spirits in chains. A time when power meant sacrifice, honor meant everything, and survival meant conviction.
This isn't nostalgia. This is rebellion.
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True to size, clear, detailed design. Well made and comfortable, too. Quick shipping.
Cute. Exactly what I expected.
Shirt is very comfortable, graphic seems to be a good quality. Not a flaky knockoff special. My players liked when I wore it to a game of Cyberpunk. Will be a good to DM/GM shirt for a long while
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from 675 reviewsReally cool artwork and really soft material!
Fantastic service
Arrived quickly, and well packaged. Love the design, very soft material, but it's a little tight for the size (I'm 6'3" and wear somewhere between a medium and a large) so I'll have to watch the amount of eggnog and cookies this season.
Website is well laid out, all the details on each product are very clear. Super fast shipping even as we near the holidays. Truly one of the best shopping experiences I’ve had in a while, especially from a small business I’ve never purchased from before. 10/10
Very funny shirt, arrived promptly and as a pleasant surprise- itwas softer than expected!
If I needed a slogan for an Oathbreaker (My current character), this defines him to a T! Large, nice vinyl like gloss, this baby looks cool. Trapper-Keeper, door, locker, your Jug of water (or caffeine go-go juice), this baby is almost too good to stick to things.
Thank you TSAURUS, you have given me a sticker that defines my PC!
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Comfy shirts, high quality print, and super fast shipping! I definitely recommend!
Love it! It’s hilarious and the design is awesom
One of the comfiest shirts I’ve ever ordered, plus the colors on the design are so vibrant! Definitely would order again!
True to size, clear, detailed design. Well made and comfortable, too. Quick shipping.
Incredible. Feels great. Excellent print. Love it.
Badass shirt! Great quality!
It’s nice. I got a compliment on it at the gym. Not sure of the quality yet cuz I haven’t washed it.
I had an issue with my choice of shirts and emailed requesting a change. WELL. They were prompt in emailing me back and were able to change my order with no problems! The shirt was excellent! The print was soft and the colors were brilliant and well applied.
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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