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They told you to play fair. To follow the rules. To wait your turn.
But you’ve seen what honor gets you—forgotten, betrayed, dead in the street while liars walk free.
You learned the truth early: the game is rigged, and survival belongs to those who cheat with a confident smirk. You move in silence. Smile without trust. Strike without warning.
No titles. No faith. No apologies.
They call you a thief, a traitor, a coward. Let them. While they preach fairness, you slide open the pins on their locks and vanish before the blame lands.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a smirk in the face of the system.
This design is inspired by the original D&D book art, gritty ‘90s counterculture, and the ageless art of disappearing with more than you came in with.
Reject modernity. Embrace trickery.
Only the cunning survive.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
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With this shirt I finally had the courage to reject the great lie that is the world around me. Casting aside the now apparently feeble and inconsequential pillars and foundation of the modern world has allowed me to transcend into the multi-planar demi-god that I have always known I truly am and could be. Also, it got be an extra 10% discount on my cars extended warranty, so that’s hard to beat too!
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