Product Lore
They told you to play fair. To follow the rules. To wait your turn.
But you’ve seen what honor gets you—forgotten, betrayed, dead in the street while liars walk free.
You learned the truth early: the game is rigged, and survival belongs to those who cheat with a confident smirk. You move in silence. Smile without trust. Strike without warning.
No titles. No faith. No apologies.
They call you a thief, a traitor, a coward. Let them. While they preach fairness, you slide open the pins on their locks and vanish before the blame lands.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a smirk in the face of the system.
This design is inspired by the original D&D book art, gritty ‘90s counterculture, and the ageless art of disappearing with more than you came in with.
Reject modernity. Embrace trickery.
Only the cunning survive.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
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Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
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Reject Modernity - Paladin Tee
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Reject Modernity - Bard Tee
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Let customers speak for us
Awesome shirt. This was a gift for our group’s fighter. She’s a badass, and she didn’t mention it, but I would’ve loved an option with a female fighter pictured on the tee shirt. 🤷🏻♂️ She still loves it.
Amazing art on a high-quality T-shirts, couldn’t be better 👍
You Rock!
Great items. Arrived quickly and as expected without issues.
Loved it!
Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee
perfect fit!
I love this jacket. It would be perfect for cos-play. I don't cos-play. 🤣 I get some many compliments, when wearing this cool jacket.
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
Really cool artwork and really soft material!
Fantastic service
Arrived quickly, and well packaged. Love the design, very soft material, but it's a little tight for the size (I'm 6'3" and wear somewhere between a medium and a large) so I'll have to watch the amount of eggnog and cookies this season.
Website is well laid out, all the details on each product are very clear. Super fast shipping even as we near the holidays. Truly one of the best shopping experiences I’ve had in a while, especially from a small business I’ve never purchased from before. 10/10
Very funny shirt, arrived promptly and as a pleasant surprise- itwas softer than expected!
If I needed a slogan for an Oathbreaker (My current character), this defines him to a T! Large, nice vinyl like gloss, this baby looks cool. Trapper-Keeper, door, locker, your Jug of water (or caffeine go-go juice), this baby is almost too good to stick to things.
Thank you TSAURUS, you have given me a sticker that defines my PC!
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...