Product Lore
They told you to play fair. To follow the rules. To wait your turn.
But you’ve seen what honor gets you—forgotten, betrayed, dead in the street while liars walk free.
You learned the truth early: the game is rigged, and survival belongs to those who cheat with a confident smirk. You move in silence. Smile without trust. Strike without warning.
No titles. No faith. No apologies.
They call you a thief, a traitor, a coward. Let them. While they preach fairness, you slide open the pins on their locks and vanish before the blame lands.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a smirk in the face of the system.
This design is inspired by the original D&D book art, gritty ‘90s counterculture, and the ageless art of disappearing with more than you came in with.
Reject modernity. Embrace trickery.
Only the cunning survive.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
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Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
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Reject Modernity - Paladin Tee
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Reject Modernity - Ranger Tee
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Let customers speak for us
Despite earning 5 stars, it needs more wizard shid. Maximum wizard shid. Please, thank you, have a wizard day.
True to size, great font with a fun and original feel. My girlfriend was so thrilled to have this. Talked with Rex in emails, very professional and understanding. I look forward to working with this vendor in the future, as this is my second order!
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Dungeonwave is rad. I picked up several shirts from this release because I couldn’t help myself. Miss me with that
Update: Rex reached out personally and assured me it was a mistake on the part of the printer. He then had the correct shirt shipped. Very grateful for the customer service
Original: Wrong shirt. Ordered a Reject Modernity shirt and got a Cancer Picked the Wrong Girl shirt.
Surprisingly well crafted sticker
Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
Love my baba yaga shirt, can’t wait to wear it to D&D
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...