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Your Funeral has Been Canceled - Death Cleric Tee

Your Funeral has Been Canceled - Death Cleric Tee

This design would be locked away forever on September 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Gildan 2000)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve (center back)
S 18" 28" 15.125"
M 20" 29" 16.5"
L 22" 30" 18"
XL 24" 31" 19.5"
2XL 26" 32" 21"
3XL 28" 33 22.375"
4XL 30" 34" 23.625"
5XL 32" 35" 25"

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

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Product Lore

Session Entry: DD-SRNW-04
Subject Type: Death-Class Cleric
Filed under: Death / Tyranny / Restlessness

No rest for the dead.

You thought death was the end.
A clean fade to black. A quiet plot with your name on it. Finally catching up on your sleep.
But someone else had plans for your corpse.

The Death Cleric doesn't revere your life. You’re not a casualty. You’re inventory.

This tee captures the moment after the ritual is complete: a tyrannical Death Cleric, standing tall in the crypts, flanked by two freshly raised minions- now loyal.
Above and below, in cursed-gold text:
YOUR FUNERAL HAS BEEN CANCELED.
Not a joke. Not a mercy.
A tyrannical decree.

Wearing this doesn’t just say you play a Death Cleric. It says you don’t let the dead stay dead.

You don’t mourn. You recruit.

You’re not kneeling in prayer. You’re checking the bodies that hit the floor. Because you need reinforcements.

Printed on grave-black cotton. Unisex fit. Blessed (cursed?) for extended undead use.

Claim the relic. Cancel the eulogy.
The dead don’t get days off.
Not while you still have work to do.

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