Product Lore
Session Entry: DD-SRNW-04
Subject Type: Death-Class Cleric
Filed under: Death / Tyranny / Restlessness
No rest for the dead.
You thought death was the end.
A clean fade to black. A quiet plot with your name on it. Finally catching up on your sleep.
But someone else had plans for your corpse.
The Death Cleric doesn't revere your life. You’re not a casualty. You’re inventory.
This tee captures the moment after the ritual is complete: a tyrannical Death Cleric, standing tall in the crypts, flanked by two freshly raised minions- now loyal.
Above and below, in cursed-gold text:
YOUR FUNERAL HAS BEEN CANCELED.
Not a joke. Not a mercy.
A tyrannical decree.
Wearing this doesn’t just say you play a Death Cleric. It says you don’t let the dead stay dead.
You don’t mourn. You recruit.
You’re not kneeling in prayer. You’re checking the bodies that hit the floor. Because you need reinforcements.
Printed on grave-black cotton. Unisex fit. Blessed (cursed?) for extended undead use.
Claim the relic. Cancel the eulogy.
The dead don’t get days off.
Not while you still have work to do.
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The colors pop so sharply from the black fabric. I nearly wept when I first saw the shirt as it reminded me of the times I was lost for words when trying to soothe those in mourning. Wearing the shirt helps give me catharsis for myself and my failures while inspiring me to be what the aggrieved near me need me to be.
I play a paladin and I smite first, ask no questions. This old tyme theme sells itself.
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This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
Love the shop and all the designs. I wish some more came in 5x, but the 4x seems to be okay for now.
Love the design, perfect because my next character is going to be a paladin
I love ring-spun cotton! Not every design is for me, so I get extra happy when one that suits me also feels good to wear.
Love the shirt and the detail! I didn’t even notice the dice in the cup until I received it.
Love this shirt! I can’t wait to get more.
Great shirt, love it!
Hell yeah brother. I’m known in my friend group to be hella lefty. This shirt got a big pop at my table.
T-shirts for people with torsos. For real - they're actually long enough and don't ride up all crazy if you happen to have equipment up top. True to size or maybe even a little bit roomy. Nice, soft, material - high quality graphic that isn't all stiff and cracked like it was applied with crazy glue. Will definitely be ordering from here again.
Great high quality tshirt with a print that everyone should heed. I love it
Would definitely buy here again
My wife loves the shirt!
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