FIELD REPORT: Session 235 // ---

The people speak of rest. Of peace.
Of soft earth, closed eyes, and quiet ends.

But there are times when graves don’t hold.
When oaths break like rotten wood.
When the harvest is not wheat- but blood and bone.
When the dead and the damned parade through the streets, on the hunt for their tricks and their treats.

You can hear it between the flickering of flames from your torches.
The scrape of rusted steel.
The rattle of teeth in a loose jaw.
The laughter of things with no earthly voice.

In the once hallowed halls of the ancient crypt, your torch passes something carved into the wall.

A warning from previous explorers?
Ancient text, telling the story of this place?
A rune-carved magical trap?
It says simply, "No Days Off"

To wear these relics is to join the parade.
Not as prey. As witness.

The weight of candlelight in cathedral air.
The scent of pumpkins rotting under a red moon.
The echo of betrayal clinging to knight’s steel.

These pieces aren’t costumes.
They’re living memory in stitched form.

Claim your relics before the parade begins.
Or stand in silence as they march past your door.

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FAQ

Shipping Info

Orders ship after 1-2 business days in most cases. All orders will ship with tracking. You'll be notified about order status every step of the way.

Shipping is $5 flat or FREE on orders of 3 or more t-shirts.

Can I get a friend discount?

Yeah dude! Check your order page for a 35% off coupon to send to a friend. If your friend uses it, you also get 35% off. Now we're all friends!

Size Chart

I currently print only on BELLA+CANVAS T-shirts. I have others available on request, reach out to me if you want anything different!

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Gildan 2000)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve (center back)
S 18" 28" 15.125"
M 20" 29" 16.5"
L 22" 30" 18"
XL 24" 31" 19.5"
2XL 26" 32" 21"
3XL 28" 33 22.375"
4XL 30" 34" 23.625"
5XL 32" 35" 25"

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Where and how are your shirts made?

My shirts are assembled and printed in the USA.

I only print with the highest quality processes available. I'm a total t-shirt snob and I don't feel comfortable selling anything less.

Currently all my shirts are made using Direct to Garment printing. I've printed t-shirts for over 20 years and currently, DTG produces the best looking and feeling, and long-lasting t-shirts in my not so humble opinion.

Who or what is a tsaurus?

t-shirt saurus.

I'm Rex Saurus. I'm an ageless creator from a time long past. In this present incarnation, I make t-shirts mostly. I also write. I take D&D more seriously than the players I run it for.